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Genius Boy

Posted on: June 21, 2007

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28 ) was

having trouble with one of her students the teacher

asked,”Boy what is your problem?”


Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-

grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I’m

smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-

grade too!”


Ms Neelam had enough. She took boy to the

principal’s office.

While boy waited in the outer office, the teacher

explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the

boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his

questions he was to go back to the first-grade and

behave. She agreed.


Boy was brought in and the conditions were

explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”


Boy.: “9”.


Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”


Boy.: “36”.


And so it went with every question the principal

thought a third-grade should know. The principal

looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think boy can

go to the third-grade.”


Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some

of my own questions. Can I ask him ?” The

principal and boy, both agree.


Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four

of that I have only two of?


Boy… after a moment “Legs.”



Ms Nee lam: “What is in your pants that you have

but I do not have?”


Boy.: “Pockets.”



Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a

T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish



Boy.: Coconut



Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then

comes out soft And sticky?


The principal’s eyes open really wide and before

he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.


Boy.: Bubblegum



Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up,

a woman does sitting down and a dog does on

three legs?


The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he

could stop the answer…


Boy.: Shake hands



Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort

of questions, okay?


Boy.: Yep.



Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You

tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.


Boy.: Tent



Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with

me when you’re bored. The best man always has

me first.



The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense

and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.



Boy.: Wedding Ring



Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not

well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.


Boy.: Nose



Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I

come with a quiver.


Boy.: Arrow



Ms Neelam: What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends

in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?


Boy.: Firetruck



Ms Neelam: What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends

in ‘K’ & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.


Boy.: Fork



Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of

it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope

doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after

they’re married?


Boy.: Surname



Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone

but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping,

& is responsible for making love?


Boy.: Heart


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said

to the teacher: “Send this boy to College, I got the

last ten questions wrong myself!”


1 Response to "Genius Boy"

It surely made interesting reading; prick one’s mind and prompts one to be alert with options -different and positive as you may be determined to be.


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